shart-nado:

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

It just gets BETTER AND BETTER

Five True Facts About Asexuals

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.

5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.

This has been Five True Facts About Asexuals.

OK NO BUT GUYS

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

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AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

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It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots whenever someone uses your referral code) and 10 images per character. You can even make GROUPS to organize them a little more— per RP or something. Image files can’t be too big either.

BUT if you want more file size, more character slots, and more other stuff, you can get a subscription! Don’t worry, subscriptions are super hella cheap (take notes, deviantART)!

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Ok you can go make one now.

yummytomatoes:

Undrowned

yummytomatoes:

Undrowned

Samsung SPH-M840
My karate teacher said I looked like a manga character. He was then quick to assure me I wasnt a mango character.

My karate teacher said I looked like a manga character. He was then quick to assure me I wasnt a mango character.

transnerdproud:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

While a group of women sit in Fedoras and judge them as “fake” and trying to get attention

ericnorseman:

I T ’ S  F I N E  T O  B E  W E I R D .

Hanni’s Intense Dressing Sequence:  The Highlights

licensetocannibalize:

i love hannibal consulting at crime scenes. he doesn’t even attempt to give any sort of actual helpful information to the fbi, even though he knows exactly what is going on. he pretty much analyzes the scene, thinks to himself, “ew. gross. this smells awful. why am i such a better serial killer than everyone”, then looks to jack crawford and says some variation of “idfk bro can we call will now i just want to play with my murder husband”.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

yamino:

Some ideas <3

sevensheaven:

Magnetic memories.

sevensheaven:

Magnetic memories.